Its time for funny Thursday, and this is a bit of a different one. Below is an image of a cracked laptop screen, which can be used on any wide screen computer. Just set the image to full screen and walk away. And let the laughter roll in.
Its time for funny Thursday. This week it is the case of a counter argument sign against a protesting Christian. Click the image for the full super duper extra large you want fries with that image.
Go protesting Christians
Don't you get the feeling sometimes that people are just being plain stupid when the problem they are trying to solve is staring them in the face. Clearly theses people weren't plugged in properly.
I love aircraft and any thing to do with airplanes, one of my favourite times of the year is fast approaching, the Waddington Airshow. Anyway, as part of funny Thursday I have brought your funny air traffic controller quotes to keep you amused.
Pilot: "DAMN! That was close..."
IAD Tower: "Delta 560, what seems to be the problem?"
Pilot (catching his breath), "Near miss- was he ever close!"
IAD Tower: "Delta 560, how close was it?"
Pilot: "Well, I can tell you one thing, it was a white boy flying it."
Tower: "Delta 351, you have traffic at 10 o'clock, 6 miles!"
Delta 351: "Give us another hint! We have digital watches!"
Control tower to a 747: "United 329 heavy, your traffic is a Fokker, one o'clock, three miles, Eastbound."
United 239: "Approach, I've always wanted to say this... I've got the little Fokker in sight."
A military pilot called for a priority landing because his single-engine jet fighter was running "a bit peaked." Air Traffic Control told the fighter pilot that he was number two, behind a B-52 that had one engine shut down. "Ah," the fighter pilot remarked, "The dreaded seven-engine approach."
Control tower to a 747: "United 329 heavy, your traffic is a Fokker, one o'clock, three miles, Eastbound." United 239: "Approach, I've always wanted to say this.... I've got the little Fokker in sight."
Allegedly, a Pan Am 727 flight waiting for start clearance in Munich overheard the following: Lufthansa (in German): "Ground, what is our start clearance time?" Ground (in English): "If you want an answer you must speak in English." Lufthansa (in English): "I am a German, flying a German airplane, in Germany. Why must I speak English?" Unknown voice from another plane (in a beautiful British accent): "Because you lost the bloody war."
A DC-10 had come in a little hot and thus had an exceedingly long roll out after touching down. San Jose Tower noted: "American 751, make a hard right turn at the end of the runway, if you are able. If you are not able, take the Guadalupe exit off Highway 101, make a right at the lights and return to the airport."
Its funny Thursday and this time its the turn for an old video about piracy. Man I laughed at this one.
This video is awsome I laughed so hard. Its Polkrama by Weird Al Yankovic
Its that time again for funny thursday. This week I bring you, a laughing baby. Hilarious.
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Its that time again. Prepare to laugh. This week ive found a hilarious video on YouTube. People do not to how strong these rifles are.
Its that time again for another funny thing of the week. After searching the web these images made me laugh so hard.
By the way, these were found at www.rolfcat.com
This is going to be a new feature for Thursdays. It in involves me finding funny quotes, videos and pictures. This week it is going to be some funny quotes and sayings.
- I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges,
- He who laughs last thinks slowest,
- Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film,
- On the other hand you have different fingers,
- Change is inevitable except from a vending machine,
- Seen it all, done it all, can’t remember most of it,
- I fell like I am diagonally parked in a parallel universe,
- You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, and then used against you.
- Despite the cots of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
- Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the worlds population,
- A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
- Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.