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Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts

9 Things I Hate About Everyone

This is a quick list of things I hate about people.



  1. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!

  2. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

  3. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

  4. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.

  5. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".?Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

  6. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

  7. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

  8. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

  9. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
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Angry Mum(Cartoon Wednesday)

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Its Wednesday, and its time for a cartoon, this week (or seems like every day since i'm bored) is a new cartoon. This is one angry mom you don't want to get the bad side of.

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Arghhh.

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The "Real" Reason The Tortoise Won The Hare And Tortoise Race

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I've found the real reason the Tortoise won the Hare and Tortoise race it wasn't the fact that the Hare fell asleep the Tortoise had a rocket strapped to its back. You can click the image for the full version.

Hare and Tortoise
Soon I while post a link to a video of how its done, at the moment its in post processing stage and is taking ages to complete.

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A New Driver (Cartoon)

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I've started to drive (been a bit slow off the ball) and had this great idea of a new learner drive. I decided to change things up a bit and go with an alien.
You can click the image for the full version.

Alien DrivingI'm soon going to post a video of how I drew this character. It should soon be up.

Edit: Heres the video of me making it.



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You Know When You Use A Computer To Much?

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This was a little cartoon that I drew a couple of days ago when I was a little bored. He must use a computer to much.
Till next time good bye.

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Funny Thursday - Cracked Laptop Screen

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Its time for funny Thursday, and this is a bit of a different one. Below is an image of a cracked laptop screen, which can be used on any wide screen computer. Just set the image to full screen and walk away. And let the laughter roll in.

Cracked Laptop ScreenClick for full size
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Surrounded PacMan

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I was really bored yesterday so I decided to do a bit of drawing. The image below was drawn by hand, scanned and colour added in Photoshop. I don't think it s bad for first go, but there are hundreds of improvements I could make for when I do a next.
Click the image for full size.

Surrounded PacMAnI might do another one tonight, or a couple of variations on this one. So check back.

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Funny Thursday - Protesting Christians

iCal IconIts time for funny Thursday. This week it is the case of a counter argument sign against a protesting Christian. Click the image for the full super duper extra large you want fries with that image.

Counter argument protesting christians
Go protesting Christians

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Wallpaper Wednesday - Wikipedia

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Its time for cartoons Wednesday. This weeks it is about Wikipedia I spend ages on the website looking at random things, most of the time I can't remember how I got there.
Click for the full version.Wikipedia CartoonIts a cool comic [Citation Needed]

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In Russia Hopscotch Plays You - Photo Tuesday

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I've found this really funny picture while searching the internet. In Russia hopscotch plays you. Don't you love Russia.

In Russia Hopscotch Plays You

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Poor Design - Funny Thursday

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Don't you get the feeling sometimes that people are just being plain stupid when the problem they are trying to solve is staring them in the face. Clearly theses people weren't plugged in properly.

Design Problems Stairs

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Cartoon Wednesday

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Its time for cartoon Wednesday. This weeks is a long cartoon. Its funny. You can find it by clicking on the image.

Comic

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Funny Traffic Controller Quotes - Funny Thursday

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I love aircraft and any thing to do with airplanes, one of my favourite times of the year is fast approaching, the Waddington Airshow. Anyway, as part of funny Thursday I have brought your funny air traffic controller quotes to keep you amused.

Pilot: "DAMN! That was close..."
IAD Tower: "Delta 560, what seems to be the problem?"
Pilot (catching his breath), "Near miss- was he ever close!"
IAD Tower: "Delta 560, how close was it?"
Pilot: "Well, I can tell you one thing, it was a white boy flying it."

Tower: "Delta 351, you have traffic at 10 o'clock, 6 miles!"
Delta 351: "Give us another hint! We have digital watches!"

Control tower to a 747: "United 329 heavy, your traffic is a Fokker, one o'clock, three miles, Eastbound."
United 239: "Approach, I've always wanted to say this... I've got the little Fokker in sight."

A military pilot called for a priority landing because his single-engine jet fighter was running "a bit peaked." Air Traffic Control told the fighter pilot that he was number two, behind a B-52 that had one engine shut down. "Ah," the fighter pilot remarked, "The dreaded seven-engine approach."

Control tower to a 747: "United 329 heavy, your traffic is a Fokker, one o'clock, three miles, Eastbound." United 239: "Approach, I've always wanted to say this.... I've got the little Fokker in sight."

Allegedly, a Pan Am 727 flight waiting for start clearance in Munich overheard the following: Lufthansa (in German): "Ground, what is our start clearance time?" Ground (in English): "If you want an answer you must speak in English." Lufthansa (in English): "I am a German, flying a German airplane, in Germany. Why must I speak English?" Unknown voice from another plane (in a beautiful British accent): "Because you lost the bloody war."

A DC-10 had come in a little hot and thus had an exceedingly long roll out after touching down. San Jose Tower noted: "American 751, make a hard right turn at the end of the runway, if you are able. If you are not able, take the Guadalupe exit off Highway 101, make a right at the lights and return to the airport."

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Cartoon Wednesday

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Its a time for another spotlighted cartoon, this weeks it is the turn of Red vs Blue. A comic supporting the Halo game animation. This weeks is a real funny one.
Click for the full version.

Cartoon Wednesday Red vs Blue



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Applied Geometry

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You may have seen this before but I thought I would post it.

I wonder how bored they were?

Applied Geometry
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Longest Words In The English Language

iCal iconHave you ever wondered what the longest words in the English dictionary are? I did to, so I went searching and found the longest words that are present. Some of these you should pop into a regular conversation, show how smart you are (or stupid)


1)

In at 1185 letters it is:

acetylseryltyrosylserylisoleucylthreonylserylprolylserylglutaminylphenylalanylva
lylphenylalanylleucylserylserylvalyltryptophylalanylaspartylprolylisoleucylgluta
mylleucylleucylasparaginylvalylcysteinylthreonylserylserylleucylglycylasparaginy
lglutaminylphenylalanylglutaminylthreonylglutaminylglutaminylalanylarginylthr
eonylthreonylglutaminylvalylglutaminylglutaminylphenylalanylserylglutaminylva
lyltryptophyllysylprolylphenylalanylprolylglutaminylserylthreonylvalylarginylph
enylalanylprolylglycylaspartylvalyltyrosyllysylvalyltyrosylarginyltyrosylasparagi
nylalanylvalylleucylaspartylprolylleucylisoleucylthreonylalanylleucylleucylglycylt
hreonylphenylalanylaspartylthreonylarginylasparaginylarginylisoleucylisoleucylgl
utamylvalylglutamylasparaginylglutaminylglutaminylserylprolylthreonylthreonyl
alanylglutamylthreonylleucylaspartylalanylthreonylarginylarginylvalylaspartylas
partylalanylthreonylvalylalanylisoleucylarginylserylalanylasparaginylisoleucylasp
araginylleucylvalylasparaginylglutamylleucylvalylarginylglycylthreonylglycylleuc
yltyrosylasparaginylglutaminylasparaginylthreonylphenylalanylglutamylserylmet
hionylserylglycylleucylvalyltryptophylthreonylserylalanylprolylalanylserine.
Supposedly a Coat Protein, Tobacco Mosaic Virus, Dahlemense Strain molecule, it has 1185 with the combination of yl appearing 166 times. In fact each of the molecule bas stands is said with yl appearing after it. Slip that on einto a conversation and you will there forever.

2)

With 85 letters it is

Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahu

The place name for Hawkes bay in New Zealand although shortened to Taumata for ease of converstation.

3)

In at 45 letters it is:

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

A factitious word alleged to mean 'a lung disease caused by the inhalation of very fine silica dust usually found in volcanoes' also known as Black lung disease, not very nice to have or say on your medical form. (Also known as pneumoconiosis)

4)

In at 39 (slowly getting shorter) is:

HEPATICOCHOLANGIOCHOLECYSTENTEROSTOMIES

A surgical creation of a connection between the gall bladder and a hepatic duct and between the intestine and the gall bladder. Now you no which word to use use when describing that place to your doctor.

5)

Both in at 37 is:

FORMALDEHYDETETRAMETHYLAMIDOFLUORIMUM
DIMETHYLAMIDOPHENYLDIMETHYLPYRAZOLONE

By the sounds of it they are both chemicals.

6)

31 letters:

DICHLORODIPHENYLTRICHLOROETHANE

Again another chemical.

After this point, there are a lot of words with 30 letters, so there is not much point going into them. Although there are some notable mentions.

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
Gorsafawddacha'idraigodanheddogleddollônpenrhynareurdraethceredigion

Both places in Wales with lots of letters, but since words in Welsh are not English, they don't count.

SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS (34 letters)
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Not actually appearing in the English dictionary it cannot be counted as a word. Still very long though.

ANTIDISESTABLISHMENTARIANISM (28 letters)

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Firmly believed by some as the longest word in the dictionary it means : "The belief which opposes removing the tie between church and state."

Hopefully you are now more clued up for conversation where you have to use long words. If you believe there are any errors please leave a comment.
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Funny Thursday - Celebrity Jeopardy

iCal IconHey its that time again, this weeks findings are of Celebrity Jeopardy from America. I laughed so hard at this one.

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Cartoon Wednesday

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Its that time again, for cartoon Wednesday.

This time it is again from my favourite cartoon strip. Extralife.

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Frustration Friday

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This week has been a bit mellow, not much has happened, but as usual very is somethings that are frustrating. This includes.

  • Slow internet connection, when will fiber come out.
  • Not enough ad revenue
  • Visual basic not playing ball.
  • The density of some people. People don't no how to think properly
  • Visual Basic
  • Thinking

  • Spaces in lists
  • Incorrect speling erors, big mistak
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Funny Thursday - Bud Light

iCal June 7th Icon 2007Hey its time for Funny Thursday. This time it is a commercial for Bud Light titled: Swear Jar.

I Laughed my ass off at this one and it uses the new youTube Skin which they are deploying.

Enjoy.

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