Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts

Poor Design - Funny Thursday

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Don't you get the feeling sometimes that people are just being plain stupid when the problem they are trying to solve is staring them in the face. Clearly theses people weren't plugged in properly.

Design Problems Stairs

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Cartoon Wednesday

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Its time for cartoon Wednesday. This weeks is a long cartoon. Its funny. You can find it by clicking on the image.

Comic

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Funny Traffic Controller Quotes - Funny Thursday

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I love aircraft and any thing to do with airplanes, one of my favourite times of the year is fast approaching, the Waddington Airshow. Anyway, as part of funny Thursday I have brought your funny air traffic controller quotes to keep you amused.

Pilot: "DAMN! That was close..."
IAD Tower: "Delta 560, what seems to be the problem?"
Pilot (catching his breath), "Near miss- was he ever close!"
IAD Tower: "Delta 560, how close was it?"
Pilot: "Well, I can tell you one thing, it was a white boy flying it."

Tower: "Delta 351, you have traffic at 10 o'clock, 6 miles!"
Delta 351: "Give us another hint! We have digital watches!"

Control tower to a 747: "United 329 heavy, your traffic is a Fokker, one o'clock, three miles, Eastbound."
United 239: "Approach, I've always wanted to say this... I've got the little Fokker in sight."

A military pilot called for a priority landing because his single-engine jet fighter was running "a bit peaked." Air Traffic Control told the fighter pilot that he was number two, behind a B-52 that had one engine shut down. "Ah," the fighter pilot remarked, "The dreaded seven-engine approach."

Control tower to a 747: "United 329 heavy, your traffic is a Fokker, one o'clock, three miles, Eastbound." United 239: "Approach, I've always wanted to say this.... I've got the little Fokker in sight."

Allegedly, a Pan Am 727 flight waiting for start clearance in Munich overheard the following: Lufthansa (in German): "Ground, what is our start clearance time?" Ground (in English): "If you want an answer you must speak in English." Lufthansa (in English): "I am a German, flying a German airplane, in Germany. Why must I speak English?" Unknown voice from another plane (in a beautiful British accent): "Because you lost the bloody war."

A DC-10 had come in a little hot and thus had an exceedingly long roll out after touching down. San Jose Tower noted: "American 751, make a hard right turn at the end of the runway, if you are able. If you are not able, take the Guadalupe exit off Highway 101, make a right at the lights and return to the airport."

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Cartoon Wednesday

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Its a time for another spotlighted cartoon, this weeks it is the turn of Red vs Blue. A comic supporting the Halo game animation. This weeks is a real funny one.
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Cartoon Wednesday Red vs Blue



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Applied Geometry

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You may have seen this before but I thought I would post it.

I wonder how bored they were?

Applied Geometry
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Longest Words In The English Language

iCal iconHave you ever wondered what the longest words in the English dictionary are? I did to, so I went searching and found the longest words that are present. Some of these you should pop into a regular conversation, show how smart you are (or stupid)


1)

In at 1185 letters it is:

acetylseryltyrosylserylisoleucylthreonylserylprolylserylglutaminylphenylalanylva
lylphenylalanylleucylserylserylvalyltryptophylalanylaspartylprolylisoleucylgluta
mylleucylleucylasparaginylvalylcysteinylthreonylserylserylleucylglycylasparaginy
lglutaminylphenylalanylglutaminylthreonylglutaminylglutaminylalanylarginylthr
eonylthreonylglutaminylvalylglutaminylglutaminylphenylalanylserylglutaminylva
lyltryptophyllysylprolylphenylalanylprolylglutaminylserylthreonylvalylarginylph
enylalanylprolylglycylaspartylvalyltyrosyllysylvalyltyrosylarginyltyrosylasparagi
nylalanylvalylleucylaspartylprolylleucylisoleucylthreonylalanylleucylleucylglycylt
hreonylphenylalanylaspartylthreonylarginylasparaginylarginylisoleucylisoleucylgl
utamylvalylglutamylasparaginylglutaminylglutaminylserylprolylthreonylthreonyl
alanylglutamylthreonylleucylaspartylalanylthreonylarginylarginylvalylaspartylas
partylalanylthreonylvalylalanylisoleucylarginylserylalanylasparaginylisoleucylasp
araginylleucylvalylasparaginylglutamylleucylvalylarginylglycylthreonylglycylleuc
yltyrosylasparaginylglutaminylasparaginylthreonylphenylalanylglutamylserylmet
hionylserylglycylleucylvalyltryptophylthreonylserylalanylprolylalanylserine.
Supposedly a Coat Protein, Tobacco Mosaic Virus, Dahlemense Strain molecule, it has 1185 with the combination of yl appearing 166 times. In fact each of the molecule bas stands is said with yl appearing after it. Slip that on einto a conversation and you will there forever.

2)

With 85 letters it is

Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahu

The place name for Hawkes bay in New Zealand although shortened to Taumata for ease of converstation.

3)

In at 45 letters it is:

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

A factitious word alleged to mean 'a lung disease caused by the inhalation of very fine silica dust usually found in volcanoes' also known as Black lung disease, not very nice to have or say on your medical form. (Also known as pneumoconiosis)

4)

In at 39 (slowly getting shorter) is:

HEPATICOCHOLANGIOCHOLECYSTENTEROSTOMIES

A surgical creation of a connection between the gall bladder and a hepatic duct and between the intestine and the gall bladder. Now you no which word to use use when describing that place to your doctor.

5)

Both in at 37 is:

FORMALDEHYDETETRAMETHYLAMIDOFLUORIMUM
DIMETHYLAMIDOPHENYLDIMETHYLPYRAZOLONE

By the sounds of it they are both chemicals.

6)

31 letters:

DICHLORODIPHENYLTRICHLOROETHANE

Again another chemical.

After this point, there are a lot of words with 30 letters, so there is not much point going into them. Although there are some notable mentions.

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
Gorsafawddacha'idraigodanheddogleddollônpenrhynareurdraethceredigion

Both places in Wales with lots of letters, but since words in Welsh are not English, they don't count.

SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS (34 letters)
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Not actually appearing in the English dictionary it cannot be counted as a word. Still very long though.

ANTIDISESTABLISHMENTARIANISM (28 letters)

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Firmly believed by some as the longest word in the dictionary it means : "The belief which opposes removing the tie between church and state."

Hopefully you are now more clued up for conversation where you have to use long words. If you believe there are any errors please leave a comment.
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Funny Thursday - Celebrity Jeopardy

iCal IconHey its that time again, this weeks findings are of Celebrity Jeopardy from America. I laughed so hard at this one.

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Cartoon Wednesday

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Its that time again, for cartoon Wednesday.

This time it is again from my favourite cartoon strip. Extralife.

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Frustration Friday

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This week has been a bit mellow, not much has happened, but as usual very is somethings that are frustrating. This includes.

  • Slow internet connection, when will fiber come out.
  • Not enough ad revenue
  • Visual basic not playing ball.
  • The density of some people. People don't no how to think properly
  • Visual Basic
  • Thinking

  • Spaces in lists
  • Incorrect speling erors, big mistak
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Funny Thursday - Bud Light

iCal June 7th Icon 2007Hey its time for Funny Thursday. This time it is a commercial for Bud Light titled: Swear Jar.

I Laughed my ass off at this one and it uses the new youTube Skin which they are deploying.

Enjoy.

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Cartoon Wednesday

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Its time for cartoon Wednesday, and this it is the turn of Action Trip. One of my favorites. This week is no different. Click the image for the spectacular full version. Featuring Jack Thompson of all people.


Cartoon Wednesday Action TripUntil next time, Goodbye.

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Do You No What $250 Million Dollars Looks Like?

iCal June 3rd 2007I no that this may be old or that you have seen it before, but do you no what $250 Million Dollars looks like, simply amazing.

Apparently this money was taken by the police from drug lords. Clearly they should have used a bank account rather than hiding it under the bed. Must have been a very big bed.

$250 Millions Dollars
$250 Millions Dollars

$250 Millions DollarsClick for Full Versions

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Funny Thursday - Hungry Baby

Its time for funny Thursday. This week it is the time for Hungry Baby, that cat is defiantly not having fun.

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Cartoon Wednesday

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Its that time again for cartoon Wednesday. Once again its Silent Kimbly. I just love the expression on this guys face. Click for full version.

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Can you Digg it? Song

After searching through my vast music collection I came across this song. I like Digg, and these people must have been on the beta release. New how good it was and wrote a song about it. How cool.

Can you Dig it?
By the Mock Turtles


The lyrics go something like this:

Can you dig it
Can you understand me now
I'll get through somehow
You won't ever get me down
Won't see me hanging around

Can you dig it, oh yeah
Can you dig it, oh yeah
Can you dig it, oh yeah
Can you dig it what I'm saying
One little kiss isn't anything
I won't be sad

Someone turned a light on

See how big and strong I've grown
I'm standing on my own

Can you dig it, oh yeah
Can you dig it, oh yeah
Can you dig it, oh yeah
Can you dig it what I'm saying
One little kiss isn't anything
You keep insisting on everything
I won't be sad

Someone turned a light on

Can you dig it, oh yeah
Can you dig it, oh yeah
Can you dig it, oh yeah
Can you dig it what I'm saying
One little kiss isn't anything
You keep insisting on everything
I won't be sad

Someone turned a light on

Can you dig it
Can you dig it
Can you dig it
Can you dig it

Do you reckon this was created for the infamous Digg.

You can download it here.

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Funny Thursday - Prank Call to 1-888-NO-PIRACY

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Its funny Thursday and this time its the turn for an old video about piracy. Man I laughed at this one.

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Cartoon Wednesday

Well its time for cartoon Wednesday again. This weeks cartoon is proudly presented by Little Gamers
Enjoy. Click for full version.

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The Real Reason The RIAA Sucks - Its Run By a Women

Every one has heard of the RIAA (Record Industry Association of America) knows that it is not the best organisation in tho world. All it seems to do is sue people for sharing music that they probably never owned or heard of. Well it may come as a shock to you but the organisation is run by a women.

The president of the RIAA is Hilary Rosen. This is more trouble than it worth. For example
Sir Patrick Moore said in this article, that "British TV standards are deteriorating because the BBC is "run by women"". Would the RIAA be different if it was run by a man. Would unnecessary lawsuits disappear and instead they would focus and getting music to users instead of tightening DRM measures and making it more and more restrictive. We would have to wonder.

Now I am all for women in power but I do think that they may not always bring the best views to the table. If you would like to share your views please leave a comment.

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The 6 Types of Bloggers

The "new" craze on the Internet is blogging. I say craze because every one seem to be doing it, old people, young people, even babies. From my experience there are many times of bloggers in the world.

1) The Spam Blogger

This blogger is not really a blogger. He or she sets up a website with the sole interest in putting up adverts and non sensical adverts, all for the better of generating a little profit at the expense of annoying many people. This people should not be called bloggers. There blogs are known as splogs.

2) The Post Hundreds Of Articles A Day Blogger

This type of blogger no one cares about. He or she posts hundreds of times a day with nonsense relating to what they watched 5 minutes ago on TV. Now only likes your blog, go away.

3) The One Post Blogger

This blogger sets up a blog an only posts to it once. Clearly they thought blogging was to hard and gave up with out trying.

4) The Serious Blogger

These bloggers are some of the worst on the interwebs. Post only about really serious topics that only 0.0001% of the world cares about and gets really upset when people don't like their blog.

5) The True Blogger

This person was born to blog. He or she regularly updates with good honest content which is fits for every ones eyes.

6) The "Hey I Got A Blog" Blogger

This blogger is usually on par with MySpace. His or her blog has to contain every colour is the CSS colour chart. Usually mixes with the number 2 or 3 on this list.

Well folks that's all I can think of right now. Have fun and enjoy the rest of your day.

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Fuuny Thursday - Polkrama - Weird Al Yankovic

This video is awsome I laughed so hard. Its Polkrama by Weird Al Yankovic

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