Frustration Friday

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Things can be very frustrating at the end of the week. Heres what i'm frustrated about.

  • The amount of universities
  • The amount of choice
  • Traffic
  • Slow buses
  • Hard school work
  • Lots of school work

Poor Design - Funny Thursday

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Don't you get the feeling sometimes that people are just being plain stupid when the problem they are trying to solve is staring them in the face. Clearly theses people weren't plugged in properly.

Design Problems Stairs


Cartoon Wednesday

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Its time for cartoon Wednesday. This weeks is a long cartoon. Its funny. You can find it by clicking on the image.

Comic


Photo Tuesday - Cloudy Day Sepia

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This weeks rendition of cool photos is of a Cloudy Day in sepia tone. For the first time I adjusted and fiddled the levels in Aperture of Mac. A cool program.

Click for full glorified version.

Cloudy Day Sepia


Funny Traffic Controller Quotes - Funny Thursday

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I love aircraft and any thing to do with airplanes, one of my favourite times of the year is fast approaching, the Waddington Airshow. Anyway, as part of funny Thursday I have brought your funny air traffic controller quotes to keep you amused.

Pilot: "DAMN! That was close..."
IAD Tower: "Delta 560, what seems to be the problem?"
Pilot (catching his breath), "Near miss- was he ever close!"
IAD Tower: "Delta 560, how close was it?"
Pilot: "Well, I can tell you one thing, it was a white boy flying it."

Tower: "Delta 351, you have traffic at 10 o'clock, 6 miles!"
Delta 351: "Give us another hint! We have digital watches!"

Control tower to a 747: "United 329 heavy, your traffic is a Fokker, one o'clock, three miles, Eastbound."
United 239: "Approach, I've always wanted to say this... I've got the little Fokker in sight."

A military pilot called for a priority landing because his single-engine jet fighter was running "a bit peaked." Air Traffic Control told the fighter pilot that he was number two, behind a B-52 that had one engine shut down. "Ah," the fighter pilot remarked, "The dreaded seven-engine approach."

Control tower to a 747: "United 329 heavy, your traffic is a Fokker, one o'clock, three miles, Eastbound." United 239: "Approach, I've always wanted to say this.... I've got the little Fokker in sight."

Allegedly, a Pan Am 727 flight waiting for start clearance in Munich overheard the following: Lufthansa (in German): "Ground, what is our start clearance time?" Ground (in English): "If you want an answer you must speak in English." Lufthansa (in English): "I am a German, flying a German airplane, in Germany. Why must I speak English?" Unknown voice from another plane (in a beautiful British accent): "Because you lost the bloody war."

A DC-10 had come in a little hot and thus had an exceedingly long roll out after touching down. San Jose Tower noted: "American 751, make a hard right turn at the end of the runway, if you are able. If you are not able, take the Guadalupe exit off Highway 101, make a right at the lights and return to the airport."


Cartoon Wednesday

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Its a time for another spotlighted cartoon, this weeks it is the turn of Red vs Blue. A comic supporting the Halo game animation. This weeks is a real funny one.
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Cartoon Wednesday Red vs Blue




Photo Tuesday - Airliner

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Its time for another cool photo this weeks its a midair photo of a 747. From airliners.net

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Applied Geometry

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You may have seen this before but I thought I would post it.

I wonder how bored they were?

Applied Geometry
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Longest Words In The English Language

iCal iconHave you ever wondered what the longest words in the English dictionary are? I did to, so I went searching and found the longest words that are present. Some of these you should pop into a regular conversation, show how smart you are (or stupid)


1)

In at 1185 letters it is:

acetylseryltyrosylserylisoleucylthreonylserylprolylserylglutaminylphenylalanylva
lylphenylalanylleucylserylserylvalyltryptophylalanylaspartylprolylisoleucylgluta
mylleucylleucylasparaginylvalylcysteinylthreonylserylserylleucylglycylasparaginy
lglutaminylphenylalanylglutaminylthreonylglutaminylglutaminylalanylarginylthr
eonylthreonylglutaminylvalylglutaminylglutaminylphenylalanylserylglutaminylva
lyltryptophyllysylprolylphenylalanylprolylglutaminylserylthreonylvalylarginylph
enylalanylprolylglycylaspartylvalyltyrosyllysylvalyltyrosylarginyltyrosylasparagi
nylalanylvalylleucylaspartylprolylleucylisoleucylthreonylalanylleucylleucylglycylt
hreonylphenylalanylaspartylthreonylarginylasparaginylarginylisoleucylisoleucylgl
utamylvalylglutamylasparaginylglutaminylglutaminylserylprolylthreonylthreonyl
alanylglutamylthreonylleucylaspartylalanylthreonylarginylarginylvalylaspartylas
partylalanylthreonylvalylalanylisoleucylarginylserylalanylasparaginylisoleucylasp
araginylleucylvalylasparaginylglutamylleucylvalylarginylglycylthreonylglycylleuc
yltyrosylasparaginylglutaminylasparaginylthreonylphenylalanylglutamylserylmet
hionylserylglycylleucylvalyltryptophylthreonylserylalanylprolylalanylserine.
Supposedly a Coat Protein, Tobacco Mosaic Virus, Dahlemense Strain molecule, it has 1185 with the combination of yl appearing 166 times. In fact each of the molecule bas stands is said with yl appearing after it. Slip that on einto a conversation and you will there forever.

2)

With 85 letters it is

Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahu

The place name for Hawkes bay in New Zealand although shortened to Taumata for ease of converstation.

3)

In at 45 letters it is:

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

A factitious word alleged to mean 'a lung disease caused by the inhalation of very fine silica dust usually found in volcanoes' also known as Black lung disease, not very nice to have or say on your medical form. (Also known as pneumoconiosis)

4)

In at 39 (slowly getting shorter) is:

HEPATICOCHOLANGIOCHOLECYSTENTEROSTOMIES

A surgical creation of a connection between the gall bladder and a hepatic duct and between the intestine and the gall bladder. Now you no which word to use use when describing that place to your doctor.

5)

Both in at 37 is:

FORMALDEHYDETETRAMETHYLAMIDOFLUORIMUM
DIMETHYLAMIDOPHENYLDIMETHYLPYRAZOLONE

By the sounds of it they are both chemicals.

6)

31 letters:

DICHLORODIPHENYLTRICHLOROETHANE

Again another chemical.

After this point, there are a lot of words with 30 letters, so there is not much point going into them. Although there are some notable mentions.

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
Gorsafawddacha'idraigodanheddogleddollônpenrhynareurdraethceredigion

Both places in Wales with lots of letters, but since words in Welsh are not English, they don't count.

SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS (34 letters)
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Not actually appearing in the English dictionary it cannot be counted as a word. Still very long though.

ANTIDISESTABLISHMENTARIANISM (28 letters)

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Firmly believed by some as the longest word in the dictionary it means : "The belief which opposes removing the tie between church and state."

Hopefully you are now more clued up for conversation where you have to use long words. If you believe there are any errors please leave a comment.
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A Computer With 128Gb of Ram

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While I was searching the Internet I came across with computer running Windows with 128Gbs of RAM.
Nearly all the other parts of the computer are not visible. Click the images for the full versions.

A Computer With 128Gb of Ram

A Computer With 128Gb of Ram
A Computer With 128Gb of Ram
A Computer With 128Gb of RamThat is a lot of RAM, should run as quick as lightening.


Frustration Friday

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Its the end of the week, and it is time for frustration Friday. This week I have been frustrated about:

  • The weather, all it seems to do is rain.
  • The lack of computer games for my Mac.
  • Not earning enough through Adsense.
  • The weather, again.
  • Not having enough money.
Hopefully over the next week the weather will improve, till next time.

Funny Thursday - Celebrity Jeopardy

iCal IconHey its that time again, this weeks findings are of Celebrity Jeopardy from America. I laughed so hard at this one.


Cartoon Wednesday

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Its that time again, for cartoon Wednesday.

This time it is again from my favourite cartoon strip. Extralife.

Click the image for the full version.





Photo Tuesday - Salt and Pepper

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Its time for photo Tuesday, this weeks image is of a salt and pepper. Magnified hundreds of times. Click the image of the super cool big version.


Creating a Business Card - Photoshop

iCal iconIt has been a long while since I have done a tutorial on this website, most of the time I post them on Great Designs. But for a change I am going to post it here.

There is a lot of thought going into business cards, and some companies spend a lot of money designing and producing business cards.

"The business card... is kind of an extension of yourself. It's a little bit of giving yourself to someone else."
— Ken Erdman, founder of the Business Card Museum, Erenheim, PA

To make your card as good as possible, this tutorial will lead you through the steps. You need Photoshop or similar.

Step 1)

The first step is to set up your business card so it is the correct size. The most common is 85 x 53 millimeters, you can change this to what ever size you want or need. The screen shot (as with all the screen shots) can be clicked on to see the full version. Although this was done with a Mac, on Photoshop. It can be achieved with any kind of graphical design software on any platform.

Creating a business card photoshop tutorialRemember to suitably name and save you card, before you begin.

Step 2)

Add some text to the page, below I used Trebuchet MS, all though you could use any font you want, just make it so you can read it.

Creating a business card photoshop tutorialI changed the spacing and layout of the font, as the characters and text was closer to together, this looked a lot better as it was more compact and fitted better onto the page.

Creating a business card photoshop tutorial
Step 3)

Change the colour of the main font. It wants to be a colour which you like and use, and a colour scheme which can run through out the business card. It does not look good if you have 4 or 5 contrasting colours on your card.

Creating a business card photoshop tutorialI used colour #9fc9eb a light coloured blue, which I thourght was fitting for my business card.

Step 4)

Add some extra information, such as company, address, telephone number or website. The main title is in black with the extra text in grey.


Creating a business card photoshop tutorialI was originally going to add my address, but I didn't want this parading around on the internet. So I added some text about my blog that I made up.

Step 5)

One of the defining points about the modern day internet is the bevel and text reflection. This little addition would bring the card more to life.

By adding a drop shadow by double clicking the layer in Photoshop, a bevel / highlight can be added. A shadow was not used as it didn't look right on the text. Customize the levels and features as you deem necessary.

Creating a business card photoshop tutorialStep 6 )

This step was for the text reflection where the text is copied and flipped underneath the existing text. Simply create a new layer add the text and flip vertically ( or horizontally I can never remember which.)

Creating a business card photoshop tutorialStep 7)

The next step is to add a layer mask and subsequently a gradient to remove the bits of text we don't need. Again, mes around with the values to create an effect you want.

Creating a business card photoshop tutorialThe opacity of the layer mask is lower than 100% so it doesn't stand out to much. The final card is shown at the end.

Step 8 )

The next step is to create the back of the card. Most people don't like information on the back because they can't write on it. I don't plan to hand these out any time soon, so i'm going to go a head with adding some text, you can change it as you see fit.

Creating a business card photoshop tutorialThis is known as a text or tag cloud. This uses the same font as the text for the name on the front of the card. The colour is again the same used.

Step 9)

Once you have added some text that best sums up you or your company, change the size in relation to its importance.

Creating a business card photoshop tutorialStep 10)

Arrange the words and scale as necessary to gain a good looking result.

CreatingStep 11)

Flatten and export. You now have a cool Web 2.0 looking business card.
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Creating a business card photoshop tutorial
Please leave a comment with your creations.

If you want to download the .PSD files to use please go here.

Whats Wrong With Blogger?

iCal iconI think blogger may have a problem.

Ill tell you why, because every time I post and hit publish, this screen shot appears.

Blogger errorThis may not be such a huge problem, but it clearly shows blogger may be experiencing a hiccup.

These types of problems appear in other places to. For example on the layout page.

Blogger layout errorNotice how there is no way to add a new page element, and the alignment is all out of place. Now this may be because I am using a Mac, but his has happened on other platforms.

Blogger, Sort It!


Frustration Friday

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This week has been a bit mellow, not much has happened, but as usual very is somethings that are frustrating. This includes.

  • Slow internet connection, when will fiber come out.
  • Not enough ad revenue
  • Visual basic not playing ball.
  • The density of some people. People don't no how to think properly
  • Visual Basic
  • Thinking

  • Spaces in lists
  • Incorrect speling erors, big mistak
If you didn't notice the last 4 are jokes. Have a fun weekend.

Funny Thursday - Bud Light

iCal June 7th Icon 2007Hey its time for Funny Thursday. This time it is a commercial for Bud Light titled: Swear Jar.

I Laughed my ass off at this one and it uses the new youTube Skin which they are deploying.

Enjoy.


Cartoon Wednesday

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Its time for cartoon Wednesday, and this it is the turn of Action Trip. One of my favorites. This week is no different. Click the image for the spectacular full version. Featuring Jack Thompson of all people.


Cartoon Wednesday Action TripUntil next time, Goodbye.


New Calender

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This is just a not to say that I have created a calender to keep you updated with all the going on of The Powell Blog.

You can subscribe to the calender here.

Thanks


A Free Method To Publish An iCal Calender

You have an iCal Calender that you want to share but you don't want or have an expensive .Mac account, what do you do? (Hopefully) This tutorial will teach you how to do this so you can share you calenders with other people.

The first step is to set up a calender that you want to share with other people. This (of course) was done with iCal. Click any of the images for full size.

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The next step is to go to iCalx and set up a free account. The reasons iCalx is used is it has the WebDAV that is needed to share and run iCal calenders. With out this calender sharing wouldn't work.

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You now need to set up an account, this is a quick and simple process. All you need is an e-mail.

iCalx Create Account
Once you have an account, you now have the ability to upload your calenders to their servers. You are given a URL which you should use.

Now you have the ability to publish you calender, right click and select publish.

iCal Publish CalenderYou now need to enter a name for the calender. Select private server, enter your login name, password and URL.

The URL for a private server is:
http://icalx.com/private/UserName/

The public sever is:
http://icalx.com/public/UserName/


iCal publish calenderOnce as iCal figures it self out and uploads you calender your done. You have uploaded your calender for free with out the need for a .Mac account.

The final step to subscribe to a calender is to go Calender > Subscribe, and enter the URL.

iCal Subscribing to a Calender

You can now share this calender with all your friends family and who ever else.

If you want to download this calender for my blog please use this link.

Please post your comments.