Thursday, April 19, 2007

Funny Thursday (Quotes)


This is going to be a new feature for Thursdays. It in involves me finding funny quotes, videos and pictures. This week it is going to be some funny quotes and sayings.

  1. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges,

  2. He who laughs last thinks slowest,

  3. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film,

  4. On the other hand you have different fingers,

  5. Change is inevitable except from a vending machine,

  6. Seen it all, done it all, can’t remember most of it,

  7. I fell like I am diagonally parked in a parallel universe,

  8. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, and then used against you.

  9. Despite the cots of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?

  10. Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the worlds population,

  11. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

  12. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.